Happily compiled by Peter/CXO Wiz4biz 12/13
Lottery: “A tax on odds or Odd People who are bad at math and hope to beat the Not-Odd People”.
“Okay, who put a “Stop Payment” on my Reality Check for my new Product?
“Our Artificial Intelligence products, always beats the Real Stupidity of Users”.
“Chaos; Panic; Disorder. Not the latest Horror movie, my work place”.
“We are Google. Resistance is not Frugal. You will be Sucked in & Digested, till they blow the Bugle !!!
“Work is for people who don’t know how to play games on their PC, Laptop or Smart-phone”.
“Engineer: According to my calculations the problem doesn’t exist”.
“All I want is Less to do, more Time to do it, & higher Compensation for getting it done”.
Accomplishments on Resume:
“Develop & recommend an annual operating expense Fudget”
“Received a “plague” for Salesperson of the Year”
“Instrumental in “ruining” the entire operations for my companies development”
“Reason for leaving last Startup: Maturity Leave”. [Wiz4biz: They were just too old among all those young people.]
“Wholly responsible for two (2) failed financial institutions”.
“Its best for employers that I not work with people”.
“Lets meet, so you can ooh and aah over my experience”.
[ Finally Honesty !!! ] “References: None. I’ve left a Path of Destruction behind me !!!
Comments: Is there any you could add to this collection?