Compiled by Peter/CXO Wiz4biz 10/13
“Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.”
“Better to understand a little, than to mis-understand a lot.”
“How do I set the laser printer to stun, when your employees are copying personal material?
Book Critic company: “Sarcasm is just one more service we offer”.
“Backup my Hard Drive ??? How do I put it in Reverse?
Auto Repair Service. “Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you’ll never go anywhere again.”
Real Ad: “Opening Friday 13th, our Superstore–unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.
“The two biggest problems in America are making ends meet and making meetings end.
“Don’t be irreplaceable, if you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted. Train your replacement !!!
“If there is not enough time to do it right the first time, there is always enough time to do it over. But look what that does to the productivity !!!
Trouble-shooting: “Well, first we gotta figure out if the problem is in your Chips or your Salsa.” Chips = hardware, Salsa = software.
How some Careers end: “Accountants are dis-credited. Artists’ models are deposed. Cooks are de-ranged. Dressmakers are unbiased; Nudists are re-dressed. Office clerks are de-filed; Pastry chefs are deserted. Programmers are decoded. Tree surgeons disem-bark; Underwear models are de-briefed !!!
Comments: Do you have any Humor & Wisdom you could add?