captured by Peter/CXO Wiz4.biz 1/13
1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R.
Grace Co. would merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and
become: Poly, Warner Cracker.
3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMM Good.
4. Zippo Lighters, Audi Motors, Dunkin Donuts, & Dakota Mining will merge and become: Zip Audi DoDa.
5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become Fairwell Honeychild.
7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: Poupon Pants.
8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!
And finally ….
9. Victoria’s Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name: Titty Titty Bang Bang
Comments: Can you think of any Mythical Mergers that could be humorous?