Office Humor, 8/14

compiled by Peter/CXO Wiz4biz 08/14
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During the Interview:

The Candidate dozed off. He got the job, because it was a Tester for a Mattress company.

The Candidate asked, “Do I have to dress for the next interview, because I’m a Nudist and feel more comfortable natural”?

The Candidate said, “I would have been more successful and had a higher position, if nobody would have snitched on me”.
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Murphy’s Laws at Work

“If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will figure out, how to get out of it”.

“If it wasn’t for the last minute, nothing would get done”.

“When you don’t know what to do, walk around and see what others are doing. Maybe that will give you some ideas”.

“Why does hardly anyone get sick on Wednesdays, but almost always on Fridays & Mondays?

“When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, “How would Steve Jobs handle this?

“Machines that have broken down will work perfectly when the repairman arrives”.

“Once a job is really fouled up, anything done to improve it, only makes it worse. Maybe it’s better to begin again.”

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